nymphogirl05:

the first time giving a blow job like image

(via chaudaucul)


memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

(via tightvaginas)


riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(via tightvaginas)


guy:

guy:

if u think of it, eating junk food is basically like sex u don’t have to shave ur legs for

image

i can just imagine u stickin ur dingledonker into a donut hole

(via guy)


theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(via pizza)


blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via guy)


(via guy)


gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via tightvaginas)


M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(via guy)


baby husky and its tennis ball

(via guy)


hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via guy)


beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

(via pizza)


lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(via pizza)


troylersquiffgame:

silent-dialogue:

what the fuck this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

wait holy shit this kid went to a summer camp that i was a counselor for… he wore louis vuitton.

(via pimpunderthemountain)


(via guy)