sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(via guy)


spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via lmaoalien)


deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(via popularboyfriend)


did-you-kno:

A man in New York wore a hidden camera and traveled through the city to show people the harassment and mockery he endures every day for being a little person.
Source

did-you-kno:

A man in New York wore a hidden camera and traveled through the city to show people the harassment and mockery he endures every day for being a little person.

Source


brony-friendzoney-420:

finitebeings:

like how can u not like dogs 

esp big dogs like wow

THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME

(via kellydoll)


1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

(via tightvaginas)


warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via guy)


(via freshliam)


theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(via hellocheri)


queenjtrvn:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

Wowowow

queenjtrvn:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

Wowowow

(via mikurasto)


inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

(via guy)


dennys:

happy national potato day.
here tumblr, have potato.

dennys:

happy national potato day.

here tumblr, have potato.


spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via guy)


(via guy)